February 2012
Watchkanyedaily:
Kanye’s music video for “Heard Em Say” (The Macy’s version). I figured I’d upload it because I can’t find it anywhere on Youtube. This is one of my favorite music videos of his.
The kids are my friends Olivia and Cody. (:
I’ve just been a ticking time bomb lately.
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
“As far as I see it, the underlying and governing fulcrum of an idea upon which...”
– Helena Bonham Carter (via fawkess)
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
